Politically Incorrect Tacoma Paint Colors

Many of us who like to decorate pick colors simply by the NAMES to be honest.  One day a friend and I were driving around drunk (kidding) laughing our asses off coming up with some Tacoma Paint Colors....unlike these at these links:  (they were not politically correct.)

• http://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/the-most-bizarre-interior-paint-shade-names-of-all-time
• http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/listofweek/color.html
• http://www.chicagonow.com/high-gloss-and-sauce/2013/02/benjamin-moores-8-worst-paint-color-names/#image/9
• http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/paint-color-names-for-men-161571

Shabby Vouge Tacoma Paint Colors

1. Stay Out of Jail Quail Grey
2. Pierce County Jail Felon Orange
3. Drunken Indian Flushed Red
4. Iron Chink Yellow
5. Hilltop Chiclet Tooth Bone
6. Uptight UP Matron White
7. Blue Collar Wife Beater Navy
8. Tacoma Goes Gay Ryan Mello Purple
9. Asarco Arsenic Copper
10. Tacoma Way Vomit Green
11. Fircrest Golf Club Eliminate The Jew Blue
12. Carbone Gun Metal Silver

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/paint-color-names-for-men-161571

WHAT IS SHABBY ZEN CHIC?

We all know what Shabby Chic is right?   Made famous by Rachel Ashwell....https://www.rachelashwellshabbychiccouture.com/#, Shabby Chic, French Couture on the down low originated in England, with distressed items, peeling paint, chips and faded fabrics...WE LOVE IT! Flea Markets (our boyfriends and girlfriends, lovers, spouses may call "FLEE" markets if they are not collectors like WE R!.  Shabby Chic was a way to give in to our feminine side, our floral side, CHINTZ, our crazy we like lace doilies and fleur de lis side....my inner Lesbian was always at war with my inner Shabby Chic side...it reveals we Alpha girls are not as butch as we want the world to think we are. Cotton underpanties with lace on the tummy and leg side...lace table cloths thrown over a couch, LOTS of chipped and pretty English Bone China with roses...FOUND objects painted cream, robin's egg blue, titty pink and spring green...SHABBY ZEN....has elements of Shabby Chic...think of it as 50 Shades of Grey Meets Vanilla Creme....Anderson Cooper's Bedroom with Kathy Griffin and Hot Dogs...(ANDERSON COOPER IS VERY GROOVY IN GREY  BY THE WAY!)

SHABBY CHIC IS CUTE

SHABBY ZEN 

IS COOL!

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Steilacoom is Shabby Chic
TACOMA is Shabby Zen
Fircrest is Shabby Chic
SEATTLE is Shabby Zen
University Place is Shabby Chic
The Coolest:
SALMON BEACH is Shabby Zen
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